I need a TiVO.

I've had lots of extra time lately to watch television. These ads make me want to become a French citizen.

Screeching Fanta Women: Like a nail in my eye. The colors and the screaming give me petit mal siezure each time I see it, which is pretty often. So awful it makes me never want to drink a Fanta, even if I travel to South America.

"Tony Sinclair": Someone at Tanqueray Gin thought having a fictious foppish jackass making banal jokes would sell more Gin. Tony Sinclair sucks.